The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying
Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid
The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta
Heming is
Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming
We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta